Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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