conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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