Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
