I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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