Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Pooping to opera.
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