I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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