All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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