You're completely useless in the revolution.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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