Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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