Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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