I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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