God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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