i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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