Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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