I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
