Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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