All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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