I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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