So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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