dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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