I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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