but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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