I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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