Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize
