i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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