I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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