Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
