no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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