Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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