I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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