Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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