Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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