No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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