Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
3 2 1 whiskey
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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