that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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