Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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