We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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