Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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