Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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