i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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