You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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