Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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