Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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