You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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