Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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