i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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