i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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