my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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