all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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