? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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