fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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