I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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