yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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