So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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