Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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