Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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